Modern Prefab House Off Grid Thinks On Concrete Slabs, Frugal, and Big Dog Fun
It's SO warm in the prefab house that you are shocked when you step outside and realize, "Wow! It's cold outside! Put on a jacket! No, wait, grab a COAT!"
|Warming up with the equines outdoors!|
Living off grid in a modern prefab house means we embrace doing more with less.
My poor nephews.
Each Christmas, I try to get them something practical that will last a lifetime that they would never think to buy for themselves. One Christmas, it was crockpots- so they could turn it on, go off to college and work, and come home to a healthy delicious dinner ready after a tiring day. Another, it was baking cookbooks with bread pans. One year, good pans that would last. Hiking sticks with compasses and flashlights. Camping gear. Cloth napkins. All those tools you don't know you need until you desperately need it!
Well... I know what they're getting for Christmas this year.
It's something not found in Targets or Walmarts that you never think you need until you do and are miserable, and will save them hours / a costly bill.
Yep, you guessed it:
A plunger with a flange.
Ever notice that all the big box stores just carry cup plungers?
They aren't even made for toilets! Why don't we all know that plungers for toilets need a flange?!? Now you know.
|Concrete slabs work great|
for dirt, dogs, and dancing!
If there ever is a clog, it's dire, because we can't break up the concrete to fix it! Of course we avoid a clog like the plague, but we also practice water conservation, and a few times enthusiastic children with big wads o' toilet paper + water conservation did not go well.
Once, I plunged the toilet (and a few other tricks like kettles of hot water) for over TWELVE HOURS before the clog gave way. And then, I discovered PLUNGERS WITH FLANGES.
My life was changed. And hence, I will gift my nephews!
Speaking of concrete slabs, here are some reflections if you are considering doing a concrete slab for your own prefab house:
- as we are off grid, if I had thought of it, I would have added plumbing from the cookstove to the shower for hot water during winter, an easy way to convey hot water without using up power
- it would have been cool and practical to have an area underground that could be a root cellar / double as a storm shelter indoors
I mentioned him last week, but... Let's Talk About The New Rescue Dog! We jokingly call him Toothless, after a certain dragon...
I don't think anyone now ever recalls a time when he WASN'T part of the pack.
Here is his progress:
Day 1: Dogs meet and like each other at the SPCA. We drive home in separate cars, so our dogs are super surprised when Toothless hops out of the second car once home- "We *LIKE* him but I didn't know he was STAYING?!?"
Toothless walks in to the prefab house, looks around, and promptly pees on my beloved, prized cookstove. I explained to him you can't pee in the house! SO HE NEVER DID IT AGAIN.
Day 2: On a leash, we introduce him to the chickens and equines. By the end of the day he is off leash lying in the sun sharing his water bowl with chickens.
He is also doing "sit" and "down" and then we teach him "stay" and he remembers it. He no longer is pulling on the leash. He is the smartest dog I have ever met- you just have to explain something and then he knows it. Tiny discovered that it was actually super fun having him around because now he has someone to tug at logs with instead of dragging them around by himself!
And then... they would come in and take looooooong naps.
Day 3: Thanks to the passive solar design of the prefab, it's one big ball of napping beasts and children in the sunbeams on the floor.
Tiny and Toothless are like Lightning McQueen and Mater. Not only are they a pack, they are BEST FRIENDS and don't remember a day without each other.
Even Mr. Chuckles is cheerful, to my shock, because Mr. Chuckles is always grumpy.
|Even mean ole Mister Chuckles is smiling.|
Ironically, instead of more chaos, the house is QUIETER- because Tiny & Toothless have their fun OUTSIDE, then come in to flop on the floor and nap for hours.
Maybe they'll take Pip 1 with them... oh wait, THEY DID!
How Does One Mastiff In A Small Footprint Modern Prefab House?
Their combined weight: 85 + 110 + ? (he's underweight at 110 I am fatting him up) = TOGETHER THEY MAKE A PROPER PONY! Here's some tricks to maintain a modern home with multiple mastiffs:
- Don't let the drool fly in the first place! We feed Toothless outside, then wipe him down before he enters
- During the day, keep the water bowl outside when you're home. I'm always there to let the dogs in and out at will, so slobbering over the water bowl in the yard is much nicer than slobbering over a bowl next to midcentury modern furniture, no?
|Here Tiny is CRYING for me to|
please let in his BEST FRIEND.
"Not until he loses that 4' long droolcicle! EW!"
|Tiny and Toothless in front of the mid-century modern|
hutch where he flung a droolcicle high onto the glass.
The drool struggle was real, until I figured out
the food and water outdoors trick.
So... life goes on... some things change, some things don't:
|Tiny in his usual place, in a chair...|
off grid prefab house and slowly over years setting up the homestead, these seasonal chores are not just doable, but enjoyable.