I just got solicited by a timbering company. For my trees. That I'm preserving, THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH.

Oh. Yes. I. Did.
Livid...
Look at all their pretty graphics, you would almost think they were green.

Since I don't curse, please take a few moments to pause and chew over in your mind what verbal assault might occur aloud from someone who has passionately railed against clear cutting and is a huge enthusiast for preservation of our natural landscape upon receiving a direct mail piece from people who are using FEAR TACTICS to acquire timber from land owners.